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Title: Jewells for the princess
Pairing: Sam/Dean
Rating: PG-13
Summary: prompt snagged from trulybloom: “Sam's has worse than plastic spoons put in his mouth while he's been sleeping.”
Warnings: disputable English since I'm not a native speaker
Disclaimer: Not mine. Sure? Damn.

My nekid numbers over at nekid_spike: Riley / Bat / Hell / Bloodplay. I can smell the fabulous, dark story hidden behind those key words. I just can't write it. So, if someone can - here's your poster, baby.

Written for the 10 things prompt over at nekid_spike.

Title: 10 things Spike can do with one hand (and one he can’t)
Character/pairing: Spike (implied Spike/Angel(us)
Rating: PG-13
Words: about 1.100
Disclaimer: Not mine. Damn.

nekid_spike

Title: Mommy wants to fuck the dentist
Pairing: Spike/Cordelia (implied Spike/Angel)
Rating: NC17 (just to stay on the very safe side)
Words: about 1.250
Disclaimer: Not mine. Damn.
Warnings: language (mine, I’m not a native speaker), Mommy kink, implied Daddy kink, kinda cracky 

Written for the Episode Fixing prompt at nekid_spike. 

I really wanted to fix the final episode of AtS regarding Lindsey but I suppose there are things that can’t be fixed. Or maybe it’s just my utter disability to write a ‘happily ever after’ Splindsey. As always, the truth probably lies somewhere in the middle.

Title: Fade away
Pairing: Spike/Lindsey
Rating: NC17
Words: about 1.700
Disclaimer: Not mine. Damn.
Summary: Spike’s looking for Lindsey right after Lorne’s shot him down.

So I obviously am a losercase when it comes to capslock posting and therefore earned myself some penance (don’t ask - you really don’t want to know):

FOR MY PEENDANCE I WANT A CRACK FIC OF TEDDY TOPPING CASTIEL. CASTIEL SHOULD BE WEARING THE ENERGIZER BUNNY OUTFIT AND IT SHOULD BE NON-CON.

Perfectly fine with me *pondershermasochistictendencies*. So here it is, the fabulous, cracky sequel to ‘Careful what you wish for’.

Title: Thoughts of an Angel
Pairing: Castiel/Mr. Bear
Rating: NC17
Words: about 1.300
Disclaimer: Not mine. Damn.
Summary: Sequel of “Careful what you wish for”. Mr. Bear escaped and holds Sam and Dean hostage. Castiel tries to rescue them. Oh, and there’s an Energizer Bunny costume.
Warnings: non-con
 

I don’t know how it’s about you but I love the episode “Wishful thinking” and the depressive teddy bear. Dean in this crack!ficlet? Probably not so much.

Title: Be careful what you wish for
Pairing: Dean/Mr. Bear
Rating: PG13
Words: about 950
Disclaimer: Not mine. Damn.
Summary: Dean wishes for sex. Maybe he should have been a wee little bit more specific.  

Title: Growing up
Pairing: Sam/Dean
Rating: PG13
Words: about 280
Disclaimer: Not mine. Damn.

So I found this wonderful new pastime (and did I mention I'm on holidays?) to write "bite sized bits of fics" (err, I'm still practicing the 'make it short'-part) over at comment_fic and here are today's odities:

Torchwood, Gwen/Rhys, first kiss
http://community.livejournal.com/comment_fic/70005.html?thread=16234869#t16234869

SPN, Dean & wee!Sam, "Dean."
http://community.livejournal.com/comment_fic/70005.html?thread=16237685#t16237685

SPN, Sam/Dean/author's choice, voyeur (Sam's POV)
http://community.livejournal.com/comment_fic/67788.html?thread=16248524#t16248524

Angel, Lindsey/Angel, fledgling!Lindsey learns what it means to be the 'baby' of his new Vampire family
http://community.livejournal.com/comment_fic/55574.html?thread=16253462#t16253462

Humans are gregarious animals. So here are my first two takes on Sam/Dean.
There’s pie and meds and fluff and the usual wrong usage of tenses and prepositions. Huh. You know, it’s my party and I cry if I want to. ;-)

Title: Pie
Pairing: Sam/Dean
Rating: PG13
Words: about 650
Disclaimer: Not mine. Damn.
Warnings: language (mine, I’m not a native speaker, no beta).  

Title: Kissing it better
Pairing: Sam/Dean
Rating: PG13
Words: about 900
Disclaimer: Not mine. Damn.
Warnings: language (mine, I’m not a native speaker, no beta).  

The sex has finally found it's way back into the story, there’s drizzle, secret poetry and moments of unashamed fluff and, oh yes, my favourite kind of bloodsucker: the emotionally challenged vamp desperately fighting for love and dignity in a world full of ominous Appletinis.

This will make more sense to you if you’ve read this (chapter 1) and that (chapter 2) but honestly, the summary will also do.

Title: Sire’s day (or why Angel had better found another name), chapter 3/3
Pairing: Spike/Angel
Rating: NC17
Words: about 5.200
Disclaimer: Not mine. Damn.
Summary: After Angel’s attempt to win Spike back by suggesting to celebrate their anniversary as sire and childe together failed miserably, Angel asks Spike to join him on a journey to their past. Will Spike accept Angel’s apology and agree to a trip that holds more surprises than he had dared to hope?
Warnings: language (mine, I’m not a native speaker, no beta).



 

Maybe some of you still remember Sire’s day. It took me some time to come around but here it finally is, the fabulous sequel. *coughs* I won’t lie to you, fellow harlots, there’s no porn in this chapter but two angsty dumbass vampires arguing and going all emo on each other. *sighshappily* 

Title: Sire’s day (or why Angel had better found another name), chapter 2/3
Pairing: Spike/Angel
Rating: NC13
Words: about 1.750
Disclaimer: Not mine. Damn.
Summary: Angel wants Spike and therefore suggests to celebrate sire’s day with his childe. Spike’s not amused. Angel tries to win his ex- and potential future lover back.
Warnings: language (mine, I’m not a native speaker, no beta).
 

Inspired by the ‘sire’s day’ prompt over at nekid_spike I’d like to offer you one more friendly neighbourhood AtS-season 5-“How Angel and Spike try to become lovers but fuck it up repeatedly due to social incompetence, a kinda challenging common history and general douchebagness before love and testosterone finally win”-tale. Enjoy.

Title: Sire’s day (or why Angel had better found another name), chapter 1/3
Pairing: Spike/Angel, William/Angelus
Rating: NC17
Words: about 2.700
Disclaimer: Not mine. Damn.
Summary: Angel wants Spike and therefore suggests to celebrate sire’s day with his childe. Spike’s not amused.
Warnings: language (mine, I’m not a native speaker, no beta). 
 

Title: Having effulgently bad sex with… Eve
Pairing: Spike/Eve
Rating: R
Words: 100
Disclaimer: Not mine. Damn.
Warnings: language (mine, I’m not a native speaker, no beta).

My nekid numbers over at nekid_spike are Xander / Suntan Lotion / Roadtrip so I wrote a spangel. Sounds perfectly logical to me. *batseyelashes*

Title: Roadtrip
Pairing: Spike/Angel, implied Spike/Xander
Rating: G
Words: about 1.500
Disclaimer: Not mine. Damn.
Summary: Xander’s dead (pity). Spike mourns and Angel comforts.
Warnings: language (mine, not a native speaker, no beta). Implied Spander.
 

So I didn’t really get the main problem between Spike and Lindsey the last time I tried. Right. But fortunately, the delightful and insightful ash_carpenter very subtly dropped me a hint in her comment. Hm. Now that you mention it…

And look, it even prettily fits the Narcissus prompt over at nekid_spike! Huh!

Title: Having effulgently bad sex with… Lindsey
Pairing: Spike/Lindsey
Rating: NC 17
Words: 1.433
Disclaimer: Not mine. Damn.
Warnings: language (mine, still not a native speaker, no beta).

 

Title: Having effulgently bad sex with… Doyle (the Lindsey kind of Doyle)
Pairing: Spike/Doyle
Rating: R
Words: 1.015
Disclaimer: Not mine. Damn.
Warnings: language (mine, still not a native speaker, no beta).

Title: Having effulgently bad sex with… Angel
Pairing: Spike/Angel
Rating: R
Words: 200
Disclaimer: Not mine. Damn.
Warnings: language (mine, I’m not a native speaker, no beta).

Actually I intended to continue my little foray into bad sex with Angel but after last night’s Grand Prix D’Eurovision (for the rest of the world: a kinda weird but very traditional annual European Song contest broadcasted on tv) I feel I need to do the all-British edition first ‘cause damn, these English are a kinky lot! (And deaf, obviously). There was exactly one reason to give my country’s musically questionable contribution very generous 7 points (in stark contrast to the rest of Europe which tended to ignore the fiasco politely): delicious stripper Dita van Teese with a riding crop. Do I really need to say more?

(Well, maybe I do. This didn’t turn out as funny as it intended to be but then again, vampires ‘n’ bad ass!Wesley ‘n’ bad sex ‘n’ all, you know.)

Title: Having effulgently bad sex with… Wesley
Pairing: Spike/Wesley
Rating: R
Words: 1.784
Disclaimer: Not mine. Damn.
Warnings: language (mine, I’m not a native speaker, no beta).